Tweets

nosdrinker:

you’re insecure

don’t know what for

let the bodies hit the floor

jheneaiko:

now….  you are about to feel the wrath of a menace…. 

(Source: cityoftownsville)

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

If the full moon loves you, why worry about the stars?
Tunisian Proverb  (via thisisnoise)

(Source: shimmyrock)

Mom, you’re gross… 😖😭😟👎 Nick, I’m so sorry… #nickjonas #mymomisacougar #thisisbeyondgross #excusemewhileivomit (and yes my mom still yells at me to go to sleep… Some things never change. 😅)


I never do these #MCM things, but he’s definitely mine! 😍 @travisgarland love you. 😘 #valentinesday #bestbirthdayever #travisgarland #tg #wheretoland #lovehim

Cast dinner with the best friend ☺️ @bizzle come join us and I’ll make her download shots!! 😉

Cast dinner!! ☺️ #legallyblonde #ayalatheatre #funtimes

So I got an idea

mildlyalice:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

duckscrymoo:

Let’s take this 

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and put it in 

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yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?

twated:

I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out

(Source: mxdgrl)


(Source: sandandglass)

linpatootie:

I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes

I fucking know what happened previously ok

I just marathonned two seasons in a day trust me I know

brandyalexanders:

drink your school stay in sleep don’t do milk and get eight hours of drugs

avolating:

do u ever love a celebrity so much it makes you sad